Cats and Kittens In Love is Bryce and Lisa’s creation that presents our concept of LOVE between cats and kittens and humans. Also we present the LOVE between all animals and cats and kittens. Lastly the LOVE that exists between a Mama Cat and her Kittens is a theme that is presented throughout our facebook page (facebook.com/catsandkittensinlove) and our website (kittensinlove.com).
HOWDY ALL, We always are looking for humor in our lives, it makes the day more enjoyable. We have not posted any cat humor on our site, so today we thought that it was time to do that. Please enjoy the following cat jokes.
Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? A. She’s smoking a cigarette.
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman!
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntain
Q: When is a lion not a lion? A: When he turns into his cage!
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping? A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I’m paw!
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? A: She had a litter of mittens.
Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister? A: An aunt-eater!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? A: None, because they were copycats! Hell yeah I’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon? A: A car-pet
Q: What do tigers wear in bed? A: Stripey pyjamas!
Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? A: The purrpatrator.
Q: How do you get a wet pussy? A: Put it in the shower.
Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge? A: Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!
Q: What is smarter than a talking cat? A: A spelling bee!
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer? A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show!
Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys? A: you got to be kitten me.
Q: What is a cat’s favorite color? A: Purrrple!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A: A stripey jumper!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A: A peeping tom.
Q: What did the alien say to the cat? A: Take me to your litter.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A: A sourpuss!
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