[HUMOR] 50 Cat and Kitten Jokes From Our Feline Friends Part 2

Intro

Cats and Kittens In Love is Bryce and Lisa’s creation that presents our concept of LOVE between cats and kittens and humans. Also we present the LOVE between all animals and cats and kittens. Lastly the LOVE that exists between a Mama Cat and her Kittens is a theme that is presented throughout our facebook page (facebook.com/catsandkittensinlove) and our website (kittensinlove.com).

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HOWDY ALL, We always are looking for humor in our lives, it makes the day more enjoyable. We have not posted any cat humor on our site this year, so today we thought that it was time to do that.  Please enjoy the following cat humor.

Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxi cabs!

Q: How is cat food sold? A: Usually purr can!

Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A: A tiger moth!

kitten in a cupQ: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? A: ‘Let us prey.’

Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A: A catastrophe!

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China? A: Chairman Miaow!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree? A: A cat-a-logue!

Q: Why did the cat get pulled over by the police? A: Because it “littered” Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? A: An octopuss!

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Q: When the cat’s away…..? A: The house smells better!

Q: What is a cats favorite vegetable? A: As-purr-agus.

Q: Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza? A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus.

Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Q: Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane? A: She let the cat out of the bag.

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite button on the tv remote? A: Paws

Q: Did you hear about the cat that thought she was a dog? A: She was purr-plexed.

Q: What do cats like to eat on sunny days? A: Mice cream cones!

Q: What do you call a cat that doesn’t use the litter box? A: A pet project.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas? A: Santa Claws!

Q: What kind of car does a fat cat drive? A: a Catillac!

Q: Why was the cat so small? A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

Q: What do you call Long John Silver when he has a cat on his shoulder? A: A purr-ate!

Q: What do you call a cat that smells good? A: prrrr-fume.

Q: Did you hear about the cat who wanted a dog to teach her how to bark? A: Curiousity killed the cat.

Q: How do the Vietnamese like their soup? A: Purrrrrfect. Q: what is a cats favorite kitchen tool? A: The “whisker”.

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