TOP 10 Funniest Tweets About Cats In 2015

Howdy all, I have not been a member of twitter for very long. I am just now figuring out what to do on twitter.  I ran across a twitter article about the funniest tweets about cats in 2015, and thought it was worth sharing on our site.

1.

BATMAN: I got you flowers

CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase

BATMAN: Ok

CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact*

2.

*me petting my cat*

CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be.

*a door opens*

CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return

3.

“You only live once.” – a pessimistic cat

4.

Good Cop: step away from the ledge

Cat Cop [pushes person off] oops

5.

My cat sure drinks a lot of water for someone WHO CLAIMS TO BE TERRIFIED OF IT

6.

Interviewer: So, why do you want to work at this aquarium?

Cat in a wig: I just love marine life ok [knocks over desk calendar]

7.

Cat 911: Whats ur emergency?

Cat: The red dots on the wall again

Cat 911: OMG Cat: [thumps into wall]

Cat 911: You ok? Cat: ITS STILL THERE

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[doorbell rings while BOB the cat is halfway up the outside wall]

WIFE: That’s probably Bob.

ME: Bob from work or Bob the cat who thinks he’s a lizard?

WIFE: Just get the door

9.

[cat hits a catnip blunt] … What if, hear me out here, what if humans didn’t enjoy seeing our buttholes

[other cat] Dude you’re high, shut up

10.

CAT BOSS: Your productivity is way down this week. Explain yourself

CAT EMPLOYEE: I saw a box CAT

BOSS: OH MY GOD WHAT WHERE TELL ME NOW

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